Divinity: Original Sin II Definitive Edition Review

What happens when a lizard, a skeleton man and a Dwarven sailor walk into a bar? If you answered "chaos ensues, as the whole place goes up in flames following a bit of a disagreement about a shipment of oranges that went suspiciously AWOL, while the guy who started the fight turns himself invisible, but forgets to move, making him easy picking for a passing wizard", well, you'd somehow be pretty...